The Pitch

The job description was one page long, and Mara had read it four times in the car, and had somehow never got as far as item nine.

"Item nine," said Bradley Grimsley, tapping it with a pen. He was the business manager of the Savannah Fiddlers, a pleasant, tired-looking man of about forty in a short-sleeved dress shirt, with a pager on his belt and a calculator beside his telephone. His office was under the grandstand at Pulaski Field, and it smelled of popcorn oil and old paper. "Mascot duties, as assigned. You did read it."

"I read it," said Mara, which was nearly true.

"Good. Then you know." He smiled, the way a dentist smiles. "Community relations assistant. Six twenty-five an hour. School visits, the Rotary lunch, the radio remote at the Piggly Wiggly. And on game nights, Fiddlesticks."

"Fiddlesticks," said Mara.

"Our crab." Bradley pointed with the pen at a framed photograph on the wall: a large brown-and-orange shape standing on a dugout roof in 1971, waving one enormous claw at a crowd in summer hats. "He's been with the club twenty-seven years. You'll be the ninth person inside him." He handed Mara a key on a loop of string. "Storeroom's at the end of the corridor. Game's at seven-oh-five. Try not to fall off anything."

It was the first of June, 1998, and the hottest morning Mara had ever stood in. Pulaski Field sat on the east edge of Savannah where the city gave up and the marsh began: a long concrete grandstand from 1941 under a tin roof painted navy blue, thirty-eight hundred green seats, a hand-turned scoreboard in left field and, beyond the outfield fence, nothing but cordgrass and sky and a great white egret standing in the shallows as if it had bought a ticket. Somewhere high up under the roof, an organ was playing something slow and grand to nobody at all.

Mara had graduated from college three weeks earlier with a degree in communications, a minor in theater, no plan and a used car with no air conditioning. This had seemed, on the telephone, like a job in baseball. Standing in Bradley's office with the pen tapping item nine, Mara began to suspect it was a job in a costume, which was not quite the same thing.

The storeroom was a concrete room behind a steel door, full of things the club had stopped needing: a pitching machine with no arm, three boxes of 1989 yearbooks, a rack of navy-and-white uniforms, and, sitting on a folding chair under a bare bulb, with its eyes on stalks and its mouth in a wide foam grin, the head of a crab the size of a washing machine.

The rest of him hung from a hook on the wall. A brown-and-orange shell like a dome tent. Six stubby legs on a sort of skirt. One small, sensible claw. And one giant claw, the size of a bass drum, with a pincer that opened and shut on a string.

Mara looked at the crab, and the crab grinned back.